{"product_id":"funny-cocktail-napkins-housework","title":"Funny Cocktail Napkins - Housework","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"f_flex_base f_flex_single_value_direction\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-test-id=\"accordion-text\" class=\"sc-ceccfca5-0 gajnVa\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sc-5a1ad121-0 iLnWtU\"\u003eHere's a playful product description for your Housework cocktail napkins: Why risk it? These hilarious cocktail napkins capture the philosophy we're all living by: \"Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance?\" Perfect for anyone who'd rather spend time with friends than scrubbing floors. Soft, absorbent, and unapologetically lazy, they bring a smile to every gathering—especially when guests realize you've prioritized fun over dusting. Lay them out at dinner parties, brunches, or happy hours and watch people nod in agreement. Because life's too short to stress about a spotless home when you could be making memories instead. • 100% Paper Product • 25 Napkins Per Individual Pack (24 packs per case) • 3 Ply - 5\" x 5\" napkin, 10\" x 10\" when open • Napkin packages sold individually\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"f_spacer_base f_spacer_single_value_fb f_spacer_single_value_min_width\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-c08f9344-1 hIVZRB f_flex_base f_flex_single_value_align f_flex_single_value_direction\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-c08f9344-0 cVrtMP\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Beaufort Linen Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43267637575723,"sku":null,"price":8.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2715\/8806\/files\/housework.png?v=1773068952","url":"https:\/\/beaufortlinen.com\/products\/funny-cocktail-napkins-housework","provider":"Beaufort Linen Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}